"You tell him." Paul handed the landing net to Sam."Will I tell him?" She was now looking at me.I wanted to scream out, "Don't you dare!" but instead ...I shrugged my shoulders, like I couldn't give a shit."Tell me what for fuck's sake?" Ross raised both arms in frustration.Sam leaned across the table. "We've had a threesome." What... a threesome... you two and him?" Ross was almost speechless.Paul nodded to concur with Sam's outrageous confession and I almost choked on my drink.I knew Sam had. After all, it’s a small price to pay to be stuck whacking it as long as everyone stays safe and secure.Except, this morning, you woke up to an unusual text message.Dear Recipient: This is a letter being sent from the Department of Dimensional Anomalies in regards to your reproductive anomaly. It has come to our attention that you received an incorrect application of your reproductive organs. Here at the DoDA, we strive for reality to be as sensible and pleasant as possible. As a result, we have. And moaning to a Z-Z-Top tape. As of yet, she had not seen me, so I assessed the situation, and figured it would be better to go back outside and knock before coming in.Her eyes were closed and I knew there wasn't much of a way for her to hear me between her pre-orgasmic moans and "Sharp Dressed Man." She was blowing her first gasket as I turned and went back out side. I waited for a few seconds to maybe give her time to realize I should be coming in, and to allow my swollen pecker to relax. His daughter had a magnificent ass.Skylar came over and sat down on her father's lap. When she felt his hard cock she giggled. "Daddy, you've got a boner."He blushed bright red. "You've been teasing me. I've never seen you this naked before." His right hand was at her back and without any intention it slipped down to Skylar's ass. She made no protest."I love teasing you, Daddy. You know, Pops. If there was a boy I would sleep with, it would be someone like you." She wiggled on his lap and made.