Looking back up, I saw them. Two girls who looked to be my age were standing there across the street. They were both wearing tight black jeans with bl...ack shirts and coats. One had wavy, waist-length jet-black hair, and the other had straight, shoulder-length crimson hair. Then, their faces caught my attention. They were twins, but both faces were inhumanly pretty; pale-white skin, seductive electric-blue eyes, straight noses, rosy lips and smooth cheeks. That, combined with their similar. 'Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of. Main ne apne ap ko khala ke peche se laga liya or apni tangein on ki tangoon mein phasa lein or apna aik haath oper se le ja ker khala ki chatiyoon pe rokh diya, khala khamoshi se lety rahein, phir mein ne apne hath ko khala ki chatiyoon pe phairna shoroo ker diya, or kabhi kabhi dabata bhi thori dair tak to aisaa hi raha, khala ne koch reponse nahi diya mein samjha ke khala so gayi he or aisaa hi howa khala so gayi howi the mein ne khobe khala ke jisom ke lomse ka maza liya chatiyoon, pait,. But there's no place cheap enough for me to afford."Mandy sighed and sat down beside Paul. "Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm probably going to have to move out of my apartment because I can't keep up with the rent. It's a great place considering the money I pay for it, but since the girl I shared it with moved back home I'm struggling to meet the rent all the time." She paused and then added, "So how about it, Paula?" How about what?" Paul asked."Share the rent with me, silly. The spare bedroom.