00. I had a baseball bat on the back seat to guarantee it. I got our money.Helen knew I had to be gone, and I guess she thought this might be her big ...chance to get away with something. I don’t think she thought about Wayne.Wayne’s been keeping me up to date on the whole Helen-Jim thing for the last several weeks. Jim’s a real bird dog, and he’s been sniffing around my quail. Nothing’s happened yet, but it looks like today, or tonight is going to be their big opportunity.I see I’m low on gas;. If she wanted, she could destroy the planet. If she wanted, she could—tap tap, tap tap, tap tap. “The fuck are you talking about, when you became a man?” She tapped the glass with one of her fingers.He lowered his arms, and raised both brows as he stared at the beautiful machine.“M-My adult name ... Tumbles. I, I um ... I suppose you wouldn’t know, great Immortal, if the world did different things, before the great war.”“Great war? What? The fucking wa—Computer! Report on Leblanc war.”“Please. Kevin's story hit close to home — I've had a crush on both my sister and my Mom, forever. The two and a half minutes was over, my bumper music was playing and I turned on my mike."This is Richard King on the Anything Goes Radio Network, you're on the air?" Hi Richard," came a lively female voice."Hello caller, what's your name?" I'm awfully nervous," she said."That's OK, its just you and me — along with about a million of our best friends, what's your name honey?" Call me 'honey, ' I like. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Michele Cashmore parked her car in the driveway; her house was dark, faint light peeked around the edges of the drawn blinds. She was tired, hungry and horny. After a full day’s work she had attended the parent teacher meeting at David’s high school. She was pleased to hear that David was doing exceptionally well and that his grades had improved this semester. She smiled to herself: ‘nothing like a good fucking from mommy to improve your son’s academic.