From what I gathered, both were mothers of young boys, the mothers between the ages of thirty and thirty five and the boys aged ten. They had last met... at a parenting seminar before the birth of their children, and had talked only occasionally since then. Both were also what I call ?Helicopter Parents? or ?Pageant Moms,? those beautiful young women who feel unfulfilled by their accomplishments and want to redeem themselves through their more perfect children. One said, ?How has the chastity. As I got to the landing of the basement steps I froze. The site I saw in the mirror took my breath away. There on the couch was Kyle and his best friend Pete. They were jacking each other's thingys and watching two men on tv doing sex stuff with a teenage boy. My guy got stiff and I started pulling on it. I sat my soda down and I guess the movement was noticed by Kyle because he was looking right into my eyes as I stroked myself. "Don't just stand there. Come on down." I picked up my soda. An hour later, she spoke as she locked the past piece of luggage. "Isthere anything you need? We aren't coming back."James shook their head no. "What's the plan? What's going on?" I will explain on the way but I need you to get your laptop, thepassports I made for our vacation, and everything from the safe. Geteverything from the gun safe too but please hurry as we don't have a lotof time."James smiled as he was beginning to understand. After gatheringeverything, he slid a finger on the. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like.