Defeated,she knew there was no easy way out, and she could picture how obscene she mustlook. Unaware that she was being used as a lampshade, she thoug...ht her body mustlook almost like a trophy, naked and on show, her tits heaving a little witheach strained breath she took through the small holes under her nostrils. Shewondered if she looked as pathetic as she felt, held in position by the dildos,helpless because her most sensitive areas were being abused, helpless to doanything but submit. . “Oh and one more thing, I want to tie you up in a few photos if that’s ok?”“Yeah that’s fine” she says boldly as she steps behind the screen. She comes out with her arm covering her boobs. He tilts his head at her “everything ok? As I said you don’t have to do any of these photos I want you to be comfortable”“oh no I still want to.. But..” her voice trails off. “But?” “Well my boobs are big, but with natural big breastedness… comes gravity.” she says pulling a face “So?” “So they’re not the. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the. "You know, do it with the guy, and then you don't have to worry about him calling you the next day, stuff like that. Where's the clubhouse, and how come nobody told me about the meetings?"The other girls began chipping in suggestions and ideas. In thirty seconds it had become a big joke, one that lasted all the next week in the sorority. Someone even put a sign up on the bulletin board about a sex club, and "Memberships Wanted". In all of that nobody thought to ask if it was real.I'd clued in.