"For some reason, people do not do well and we lose up to half of you after the first mid-term. So, please do not take this course lightly. Do all the... assignments and the extra questions in the book. Attend all classes as some of the examples will be on the test."He then started the lecture and went through meanings of the symbols and how to use them to convert a written sentence into a logic equation. From there he went through how to solve the equation going very quickly through it in broken. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.• The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.• My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 lbs I’ve gained since then.• I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”• The speed with which a woman says “nothing”, when asked “What’s wrong?”, is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit. She was in town with a female colleague doing research and was wondering whether I would join the two of them for lunch. My eagerness in my reply must have been obvious as she replied, “Hold on Cowboy, remember, I am a married women now” I walked into the restaurant two hours later and immediately spotted Anita in a little corner booth, secluded from the others. She spotted me, waved and got up from her chair. Dressed in a short, leather miniskirt, sleeveless white blouse and black high heels,. . Exactly that has been going through my mind for months, many, but many months. I didn't know how to tell my parents, what they were going to tell me, that they were going to ban me, I didn't know, I had to wait for the moment to tell them, and see how they react and what they will tell me. Months passed, many, but many months, until I was encouraged, to tell you about this. His face was very surprising, since they did not expect his daughter to tell them something like that, they got angry on.