As I began to take my clothes I noticed a group of teenage girls start to form in front of the door. At this point I was down to my boxers and was exp...ecting one of the cops to either close the door or shoe the girls away, but they did neither. The girl cop looked at me and yelled NOW! As I pulled down my boxers I could feel the eyes of the girls outside the door on me. It was not long until giggling turned to full on laughter. One of the girls looked up at the female cop and said OMG, look at. Adjusting my hips, I raised my butt for him. My heart beat faster as I felt him rubbing my butt hole. Laying back, I let my head hang down between his knees and raised my legs. Smiling Jerry said, that's what I've been missing. He held my dick and wrapped his fingers around my balls. I was hard instantly. Tugging at my balls he stroked me slow. Milking the under side of my balls he pushed out pre-cum. Running his fingers over the piss slit, he brought them to his mouth. Licking them clean he. "Seriously. No clue at all."The cashier smiles."Will that be large or small bills, Mr.President?" she asks.This little on is compliments of PaulWhen the dwarf fortune teller escaped from the jail the other day the police alert said they were looking for a small medium at large.This one is compliments of wydenHere's one for you...I saw an ad for an expensive weight loss program that said they would guarantee that I would lose40 pounds in 4 weeks or my money back.What the hell! Why not give it a. Seems a tan is a side effect," I replied truthfully.She laughed. She had a very nice laugh. She came over and caught a whiff of the trash."What are you going to do with that?" she asked."I was thinking about sending it to the government as a top secret weapon... biological type. But I thought a dumpster somewhere might be better," I said, grinning at her."Drop it in the bait shop dumpster. They won't mind. At least you don't just drop your trash out in the woods like some people do," she said.