I was disappointed, and didn't notice Susan'sother had come from behind her back. She held a jockey's horsewhip and wasslowly tapping it against her t...high. I must have starred at it, hypnotized,like a mouse dropped into an anaconda's cage. She didn't say anything. Juststood there tapping the whip. "Is something missing?" she asked innocently. "No, nothing. Thank you. I'll be going. I'm sorry to trouble you." Isaid, turning to leave. I didn't get far. A meaty, strong hand grabbed my shoulder and. Instead he angles his legs so you can walk in front. This time when you enter you face him. ‘Pardon me’ you say as you straddle him. No need, but why not. Now he is the one ‘adjusting’ his seat. Actually, adjusting his pants is more like it. The pilot announces that you are about to land. You pretend to be fiddling with your purse under the seat and bend down in such a way that he gets a full view of your perfectly thonged ass. You sit up and notice the slight bulge in his slacks and the fact. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?7. Business conventions are important ... because they demonstrate how many people a company can. The other mistake? Thinking I could take his bullshit all summer and never have it push my buttonsSee – Burt had been texting me – leaving messages – asking about his k**. I guess he’d gotten over his anger and wanted an update, but the thing is we were busy, working like dogs, and I figured the less I talked to the dad, the better off I would be with the k**. He was just coming out of his shell and I didn’t need his dad to get in the way of that.Still, I owed him an update, so late August, as.