"Why are we leaving so early," I asked, not because I cared about it so much but I was curious."Are you still sleepy?" she asked."Well, no. I'm not sl...eepy any longer," I said."Then why not get moving. If we get there sooner we won't have to rush to get our camp set up," she said, and it did make perfect sense, so I got up and headed for the bathroom."Will you take a shower in the morning?" she asked."It won't hurt me, and besides, we won't have a shower while we are on this trip," I said."You. " Oh god Steve don't be so stupid," replied Valerie, she was getting mad she turned away from his stare." Ok my little slut try this out." Next time you go out don't wear any panties and let guys see up you skirt, see if that makes you wet. I think it will! But do you want to find out?" Oh god Steve you want other guys to see my bald pussy the pussy I shave for you." replied Valerie."Yes my little one I want them to see your shaved little cunt." Steve said with a big grin on his face."You're. "Need a woman?" Harley asked as we stood pissing at the side of the inn, watching the fireflies flicker in the dark woods."Could use one, I spose," I admitted, feeling the urge rise."Got a good girl that'll do ya fine," he said. "Dentured, kind'a small, but willin'. You kin give her a few shillin's." Where is she?" Back at the smithy. She's 'sposed to be m'wife's servant girl. Got her for almos' two more years, pretty little thing. Got a mark on her face. Ain't looked at her papers lately. This. I'd much rather get into the car, start the lid retracting, get my sunglasses on, put my seatbelt on, etc., rather than have all those things stalled because I have to be a statue for twenty five seconds. I guess the reason for the deliberate inconvenience is so if someone puts their baby on the top of the roof, gets inside the car, and then accidentally presses the lid retraction button, the ex-parents of the pancake-baby won't sue Lexus for a billion dollars for making a baby-flattening car..