Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand.Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a fi...nger between the rope and his neck!Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?A1: Take your foot off his head.A2: No? Good!Q1: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?Q2: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?A: The bucket.Q: What is a. Sandy, her other daughter, was so mad at her sister, she'd vowed never to speak to her again for as long as she lived.As September settled over Southern California, and the evenings came increasingly early, Jim started getting home just as the dusk was settling in. It was one of these early evenings, as he was pulling up to his parking spot that he almost ran Donna over. She was lying in his parking spot nestled in a pool of vomit and smelling like she hadn't showered in at least a month. Her. And such was how Seven taught Sophie, most of the time she was left to find the answers by herself, Seven telling her nothing. That wasn’t simply because Seven was a jerk, no, it’s because Sophie didn’t ask. That was the relationship between robot and human, even if it was highly aggravating at times for Sophie. They only spoke when spoken to, or something like that. ‘Where?’ The question rumbled from her robot lovers grit teeth, his hand tightening in his lock as he asked her where he wanted. It’s your house, after all.”Jan spoke up first, saying, “I know, Melissa, but maybe now I feel as if it wasn’t fair to you for us to hit you with all of ... this ... so soon. I apologize for making everyone uncomfortable. Dani, what do you think about coming with me to get our clothes back on?”Before they could get all the way up, they heard male voices from the house. Melissa saw four men emerge from the French doors. Two of them looked familiar to her and she realized that they were part of.
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