Later that evening I left with two of the football groupies that I had also just met at that party. My thought process here was a little bent. Why was... it okay to accept the attentions of those two groupies and not give the time of day to Julie? My logic there would not stand up to detailed scrutiny because the groupies wouldn't remember my name the next day but I was the hero that night. Maybe, just maybe, the difference was that I wanted to be more than just the flavor of the week to Julie.. Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring and farting ... so, at least I got home OK.The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?"No, just here for a few days."As the coffin was being lowered into. I figured I may as well crash in the den,that way I wouldn't have to make the drive in the morning.I'm a such a sucker.I didn't know Courtney had sneeked in and spent the night on the floor,behind the same couch,until She opened her mouth at Breakfast. "Did You know that sometimes,while You're sleeping,Your Penis Gets Real Big! Did You know that? It's kind of funny looking but,for some reason I wanted to kiss it. Why are You coughing? It was really hard when I felt it. Hot too. Does it hurt. I was walking down Santa Monica about two yesterday afternoon when suddenly a young man ran passed me grabbing my purse." And he knocked you down?" As I asked questions Frank took notes."Yes he did. He didn't have to get rough. I would have given it to him if he had only stopped me." You'd have given it to him Ma'am?" Well of course. I never carry more than a couple of hundred in cash and certainly that wouldn't be something for me to fuss about." Do you always carry that much cash?"Miss.