SCENIC BYWAYSWomen would not exist in a perfect fantasyWorld, not because I detest or loathe them,But because they're superfluous, offeringMerely tit ...for tat, cunt instead of cock,Ovaries in lieu of balls.But, critics may object, without the fair sex,Humanity's doomed, for none but they may bearOffspring, to which I say, There are too many of us now;Men, as lovers of one another, cannot add to the surplusOf crying mouths to feed, no matter how many timesThey spill their fecund seed.But tits, if. Shit again I said as I pulled a tracksuit on and ventured into the dark.A small figure lay half out of the stream trying desperately to climb the slippery bank. I grabbed a sleeve and assisted the now near frozen being onto dry land. It was a young person clad in now wet frozen hiking gear and about one minute from hypothermia. I hurried into the tent and quickly began to undress this iceberg. In the semi gloom I did not know if it was a boy or a girl and it wasn't until I was toweling the body. Next day main uske bataye address par pahucha to woh ghar par akeli thi.Main baaki family ke baare me pucha to usne bataya ki uska ek 8 saal ka ladka hai jo aajkal Nana ke ghar Kanpur gaya hai.Aur woh bilkul akeli hai husband bhi next week hi aayenge.Maine pucha ki aapko dar nahi lagta akele.To woh hans padi aur boli ki main kaun si Aishwarya rai hoon ki koi mucjhe chedgea.Maine kaha Anju ki mano ya mano par tum bahut hi sexy ho.Yeh sunte hi woh udas si ho gayi.Main kaafi pucha ki kya hua to. Maine use apne ghar rahne ko razi kar liya. Hamara oopar ka kamra khali pada tha. Meri biwi ko bhi koi pareshani nahi thi aur usne bhi haan kar di. Phir jab wo aa gaya to maine use uska kamra dikhaya aur monika (my wife) ne use kaha ki wo khana bhi hamare saath hi kha liya kare.wo ek lamba chauda naujawan tha. Monika bhi kam khoobsoorat nahi thi. Abhi tak hamne baby plan nahi kiya tha aur uska gathila badan jyon ka tyon sexi tha, uski chuchiya ekdam tight thi aur choot hot.Maine socha ki kyon.