This was, without question, the best sex I had ever had, ever dreamed of. I got out of the bed, peed, wandered through the room. His pants lay across ...the other bed, the pocket contents scattered across the bed and floor. A garage door opener lay on the floor between the beds. I picked it up, idly pressed the button. And barked. What the fuck? I looked at the device. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a standard opener. And it made me bark like a dog. It was hard to concentrate on the problem –. Greg was usually quite chatty and friendly before our scenes but today he didn't look like he wanted to be there, Fifi too, despite the outward bubbliness, had a sadness in her eyes that was clear for me to see. I tried to ask what was going on, but the lab director hurried us to get started with the scene."Again, everything began in the usual fashion. We fell into our roles, going through the clichéd innuendo-filled filler that is a prerequisite to the 'fucking like chimps' bit. I told him 'I. “Hi Steve” I said “Great to meet you”“I have to run a some errands for a few hours” he said. “Here’s my house key and address. Let yourself in and I’ll catch up with you there around lunchtime”. He handed me a key with a keyring that had an address on it. He was obviously prepared. “I’ll see you later” he said, and he turned to leave.I took the initiative and stopped him. “Steve” I said “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Is there anything in particular you want from me that would make you happy. ..I see it all the time as I go through the profiles on x-hamster. A girl thinks she'll try it, so she starts her own profile. Within 10 minutes of getting on here she has six hundred hits!!! --And I mean HITS! And why do so many of you act like complete Neanderthals?! "Hey, baby, let's fuck!" I'm not really complaining, because it leaves just that many more for guys like me to flirt with. IF, that is, she stays on here long enough to see that SOME of us really aren't r****ts and woman.