Lisa was positively hyper, the liberation of the open road like a stimulant that brought out the little girl in her. She laughed her pearly laughter a...s we raced on, occasionally throwing her arms up towards the heavens.I was glad to see the change in my daughter. The breakup with a steady boyfriend of three years last month had left her somewhat in low spirits, and although we never brought that up either, I knew that it was yet another reason - to get away from that two-timing sonofabitch who. Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique. It was my wedding present to them. I fixed up everything with the hotel and just to make sure everything was perfect in the room I went in to look things over. Then it occurred to me. That evening about three and a half hours before the wedding ceremonies were to begin, I told my parents that I needed to go to the hotel to sort out a few last minute details regarding the room. My mom doesn’t trust me alone with the car, especially since I had started celebrating early by knocking back a few. The man didn’t budge. “I’m a virgin,” I quickly added, hoping it would convince him to release me. It didn’t.“I know.” That was all he said. A heavy silence followed this statement. My theory about this man being an acquaintance of mine was looking more and more plausible. But why would someone I know do this to me.“Who are you?” I asked.The man didn’t answer immediately.“That is irrelevant,” he eventually said. “You only need to know I am doing this for your own good…” there was a short pause.