Even if it is provided for something you aren't 100% sure about. Another look at the letter indicates its only an hours drive away."Sweet!"The day pas...ses quickly, working from home only adds to your hermit like existence. You quickly pack your things in the afternoon and can't wait to get there.By 4pm you have finished work, turned everything off in your home and loaded your car. Jumping in with a smile you gun the engine and roar off to your weekend getaway.Time seems to pass slowly with all. .. “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of. “Bad boys get spanked. Bare ass spanking until that sexy little ass is purple.” The way she said it left no room for negotiation, “You want that, Will?”He indicated he did not by letting his hands drop back down, “But aren’t you going to fuck me?”“You want me to fuck you? Really?” She says it as if the thought hadn’t really crossed her mind yet, “You really want my wet cunt all over that cock?” She shakes a smoke from the package until one white filter sticks out above all the others; she. Harriett often had lovers staying the night, so this wasn’t unusual – but with Emma not in her bed, Charlotte feared the worst as she softly pushed open Harriett’s bedroom door. The walls of Harriett’s room were covered with posters of sporting heroes and heroines, and it was these that Charlotte first saw as her eyes became accustomed to the light shining in from the street lamp through the window. Then, as she feared, she saw Emma and Harriett together in bed kissing and cuddling each other..