“Breath punk, breath” Dustin inhales strongly, as Kenny swaps the poppers from nostril to nostril. He stands up swaying, but Jerome pushes him bac...k into the wall, and continues to destroy my lil bro's tite greasy hole. Kenny turns around and orders Dustin to get on his knees, and run his tongue up in the crack of his ass. “Eat it up white boi—eat that ass real good. Ya, just like that---now get that tongue up in that hole—right there, ya. Now push hard, real hard white boi—common, get that. .. raid night tonight... where ya beenall day?" Lucas had sent.Eric stared at his phone and his heart dropped. What was he going to tellLucas? They'd made a pact a long time ago to not ignore each other's textmessages. It was a respect thing. He couldn't just ignore Lucas. But howcould he tell his best friend, the guy he had been playing computer gameswith since college, the guy that had been his best man, that he wassuddenly afraid of his wife and what she might do to him if she found. He invited me into his hotel room and we got naked. In a few seconds I was sucking his thick 6” cock. He was pushing my head down when he said he took the liberty to invite another top over. I was nervous since I had never been in a threesome before. I sucked him hard and then went down and licked his asshole. He loved that so I continued to give him a nice rim job, even sticking my tongue into his tight pungent hole. I moved back to sucking his dick and took him really deep and. ( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live.