. it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.The vet takes... a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".The blond man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blond man shouts frantically into the phone"My wife is pregnant and her. Ella would have understood, I could have talked to her about it and we could have even tested it on each other, but now she was a thousand miles away and I knew it wouldn’t work over the phone; it required human contact, that was a constant. We’d always had a link, of course, as twins sometimes do, but she’d been the first person I’d “read” in this way upon awakening, through her touch, and she had even seemed to sense something when I did, so it would have been a good experiment.Surprisingly,. " Then suddenly I noticed Harry had a camera and was taking pictures of me riding Jack's cock and I stopped for a second embarrassed and excited at the same time. Harry said, "Don't stop Suzie, this is just for insurance, so that you will stay our bitch all summer. We don't want to share you, but if you are not a good girl we will!"I was enjoying riding Jack's hard cock so much and feeling so girlie I consented and fucked myself even faster. Jack told me to warn him when I was about to cum. Or else!" She jokingly threatened.I nodded agreeingly, then she stood up over me taking off her dress and throwing it to the floor, she then turned around with her back facing me and demanded that I kiss her ass if I want to have the pleasure of her pussy, "Yes Ms. Chrissy" I replied.She bent down and squated over my face planting the soft yet firm cheek of her bare ass on my lips and told me to pucker up! I kissed it and she demanded I kiss it better than that, which I did. once more she told.