”Sonia, my wife of nine years, was clutching a pillow to her chest and crying “Don’t kill me; please don’t kill me.” I ignored her and told ...my father:“I don’t know which pisses me off more. You fucking my wife or you having your dick in her ass which is something she would never let me do. Needless to say I resign. You’ll need to change the sign on the building from Dawson and Sons to Dawson and Son. The again maybe just Dawson’s if asshole there bleeds out. I don’t see anyone hurrying to call. Apparently his erection hadn’t finished its growth process because his tool began to throb and grow with each thrust of blood pouring into his shaft. It pushed its way into my mouth, further and further with each pulse until my mouth was at capacity and I could feel the tip against the back of my tongue. He slowly pushed it in and out of my mouth as I lay still, flickering my tongue against the tip, sides and back of his massive cannon. I nonchalantly grabbed his thigh and pulled my mouth into. When she saw it was just another female, she settled down and inquired,"How come you to this dreadful place?"Kalinda informed her that she had been on the isle for well over a year and that she was the only living human creature on the tiny spit of land in the middle of the ocean."Was that your mother they took with them?"The girl told her that it was indeed and that her name was Lady Wentworth of the Derbyshire Wentworth's and that she was Charity Wentworth, the only offspring of the Wentworth. Meanwhile, the Parks Branch, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” The stated reason for this policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”That ends Today’s Lesson On Irony.New Retirement Job At Wal-Mart... To afford my ‘lifestyle’ I’ve been forced to seek employment to help pay the bills. In these tight economic times, you can’t really be too choosey about a job opportunity - You take what’s available when it’s available.I.