Chod iss randi ko….. Chod..Ab mein aur mami bhi unke terrace par chale gaye, humein dekhkar raju darr gaya. Raju- arey raghu bhaiya aap, bhaiya sorr...y , mujhe maaf kardo , main aunty ko abhi chhod dunga, please mujhe maaf kar do.Uski baat par mein aur mami zor zor se hasne lage. Mami- arey raju tum daro mat, hum toh shuru se saara khel dekh rahe the, tumne iss randi ke saath bilkul sahi kiya, iski pyaas kabhi nhi bhujti. Vaise tumne apni apni mummy ke muh par tape kyu lagaya hai, unhe bhi toh. “Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.” The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 2000 men in 3 months’”✧ ✧ ✧Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the. I was determined to be cummed on by suraj and that too fast, but I was too scared to go into his house. One day I just couldn’t take it anymore. I saw that his parents left the house giving their keys to me and left him alone to do his thing.As my parents were going to be out for a long time that day, I decided that today is the day my wet dreams would get fulfilled.As soon as I heard suraj lock his toilet door, I opened their house and went in. I stripped my top and my mini skirt and was just. She joined me shortly before midnight and we read side by side for another 30 minutes or so before both turning our lights out. As usual we both turned away from each other and settled under the warmth of the duvet to sleep in our own, private and chaste cocoons. In this, having such a large bed was a kindness. If we had a smaller bed and were therefore thrown together in the night her celebrate approach to our marriage would have been painful and awkward. As it was with such a large bed there.