Told you so. Now, your first time is probably gonna go pretty quick so there's one more thing I gotta warn you about. Try and remember to reach under ...her chest in front when you get ready to blow. That way you don't take a chance on dislocating her hips or something. Besides, all that fur against your chest is gonna add something extra. Ain't no woman able to give you that feeling. Now, don't be afraid of hurting her as you try and drive your prick up to her throat. All that bone and muscle is. Lisa then glared at the two grannies and commanded, “Right, you two. I will spank you, Linda, and Lucy will spank you, Janet.”Janet and Linda gave each other another look, which Lisa knew was the crucial moment when each granny either accepted that they were going to be spanked or would have second thoughts. In the event, each granny went and stood by their respective spanker and when Lisa and Lucy pointed to their laps eased themselves down. Both Janet and Linda could see the others face. Kay sat down. Elaine and Joanne continued to talk about beauty and being sexy. I pretty much wilted. Joanne had known all along. Elaine's whole show was going to be a lot edgier than I thought.We didn't start filming my segment until one o'clock. By that time, I'd had a chance to get to know my guests a little better. Lily Cortales was my mother-in-law of the day.ME: Hello, Mama Lil. How are you today?LILY: I'm relieved.ME: Why is that?LILY: Your associate producer sent out notices that you. “Damn it, stop that. I don’t care if it’s a green actress! The operative word is actress.”“How do you know I can’t act? Have you even taken the time to look at my screen test?”Rob had just arrived on the set that morning. With a somewhat contrite voice he had to admit that he hadn’t.Ramona plunked in a chair her head between her hands.“I just can’t fucking believe it,” Rob heard her mutter, “I bust my ass taking lessons for two fucking years and still have to deal with this shit.”Rob realized.