Mom gave me a book that I've read backwards and forwards that explains and describes every pleasure a man and woman can give each other. We'll take th...at to bed and figure out what we like best. It even says that it can be fun to do it everywhere in the house and not just in bed."We were sitting side by side on the bench when Jenny said after a gentle kiss, "This is so romantic. This is even better than my fantasy. In my fantasy, we were in your pickup parked out in a cornfield watching a full. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!o If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.o As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim. Mrs. Hayes, Ling, Kelly, and Linda were lounging on the chairs beside the pool. Dr. Hayes was in his wheelchair next to his wife. There wasn’t a stitch of clothes on any one of them. Kelly asked, “What’s so funny?”Leroy took a quick glance in Linda’s direction and then answered, “We were laughing about ‘Crazy John.’”A confused look crossed Ling’s face. She had never heard anyone refer to John in that fashion. “What about John?”“Not ‘John’, ‘Crazy John!’” Ed asserted.Laughing, John got a crazed. " Ah, well I'm really not that interested in poker, you know."We dropped the subject for the time being and just made some smalltalk while drinking some more. Soon I began to feel the effect of the wine and the booze. Rolf took the cards and showed us some card-tricks. Britt giggled at some of them and was surprised with some. I felt a little left out, I've seen them before. More than once."What about the poker-rules," I said. "Why don't you show them to us?" Well, I'm not sober enough to.