We went inside an I noticed there were about 20 or so people seated at the small tables with a few more around the piano, some of whom had obviously b...een there for quite some time already. We ordered drinks and sat back to enjoy the music adequately performed by a silver–haired gentleman who was taking requests. After a few songs he started playing a song I recognized but couldn’t quite remember the name. It was a slow bluesey-jazzy kind of number and after a few more bars the tune started. Carlsberg Elephant Beer 7.2, ‘Wow strong shit guys’ I say, ‘Trying to get me pissed?’ I smile a smile that is wide and open, exhibiting a relaxed easy going woman comfortable with her environment and the two boys, she now confronts. I sit, bare-assed and a rock, ‘Ouch that is fucking hot’ I say and jump back up. They both laughed nervously and I hold out my hand to the guy with my knickers stuffed down his crotch, ‘Can I have my knickers back, please?’ He reaches inside his shorts and pulls. Phir do din baad uska phone aya ki kam se kam 10 din tak chale aisa to kardo mein uske ghar gaya to aaj transparent nighty pehne hue thi. mein waha theater me gaya aur system chalu kar ke diya phir usne kaha ki aap yaha baitho me abhi ati hun aur wo cofee leke ayi aur kaha ki aaj koi naukar nahi hai isi liye mujhe khud ko lani padi ye sunkar mein samaj gaya aur cofee pite pite uski ankho mein dekhne laga aur puchha ki aapke husband kya karte hai to boli ki unka chemical export unit hai wo abhi. Not in any real or meaningful way. It’s something completely outside of us.”You’re probably wondering why my bride of twelve years just made that statement to me just now.Thirty minutes earlier I had walked out of my office building, where I work as a CPA for a medium size accounting firm, to walk a couple of blocks to the diner I frequented a couple of times a week to grab a quick lunch. Across the street from my work they were building a new eight story office building. There was a food truck.