I had to concentrate on the drive back to the SBEQ. I didn't need an accident to complicate things further. In the room, the 4 S's: shit, shine, showe...r, and shave were the order of the day. I was ready to go by 0830 hrs and headed out for the Post Headquarters.I timed it so that I arrived at the General's office at precisely 0855 hrs. I was met by the Post Sergeant Major. He was sitting in the outer office, apparently waiting for me."So, you are the cause of my ruined weekend," was what he. I had seen him with his shirt off that morning whenhe changed clothes, and he had just the very beginning of abs."Let's play truth or dare," he said, smiling in a conspiratorial way."OK. Who will go first?" I replied."How about you start. Truth or dare?" Truth." OK, ummm... Have you ever kissed a girl?"I had. It was true. When I was 9 I had a crush on a girl in theneighborhood. We kissed behind the community center building, just once.It was totally innocent, I don't think she had anything. It’s just a part of living in the modern age ... I’m just trying to convert y’all one at a time!”Our guest smiles, then confirms - “Well, it took a while, but your show must have worked on me subliminally, because I didn’t even watch the first eight series! I used to hear about it, but didn’t have the slightest interest. I only started watching after I’d started thinking about dogs...” She pauses, as if her mind is wondering a little.Jenna jumps in, putting her empty coffee cup back on the. “You dare defy my orders!” he shouted.He grabbed my neck and twisted my whole body around and aimed my head at the hole I created. The collision between my face and the ice, shattered the ice. My face plunged into the freezing close to zero degree water. I did not have time to react and water rushed up my nose and mouth, choking me instantly. My hands flailed around trying to knock the arm that was pushing me into the river.He lifted my head out of the river just when I thought I was going to.