00, What about you?”He says “I go to the fifth floor to donate sperm, they pay me $100.00”The next Monday they both get on the elevator and he a...sks “third floor? “and she shakes her head no keeping her lips tightly closed and presses the #5 button.A drunken farmer comes home late one night holding a sheep under his arm. He walks into the bedroom and says “This is the pig I’ve been f@#king!”His wife says “You idiot! That’s not a pig, that’s a sheep!”The farmer says “Will you shut the f@#k up! I. She gasped. This was bordering on too hard. He was moving his fingers but making no effort to stimulate her clitoris. She sighed with relief when he withdrew his hand. Gently he rolled her skirt up her legs and over her buttocks, then pulled her panties to her knees. She had waited for this moment, but his last jarring move had unsettled her. Her body was no longer primed for the sting of leather. That was when she felt the tenderest of kisses on first one buttock, then the other, followed by. " We can't do anything very strenuous with your ankle. What are you like at gardens?"Annette wrinkled her nose."Caernarfon Castle?" Better." Let's do that then after we've been back for our fishy lunch." OK."It did not sound very exciting but they were blissfully happy just being together, holding hands, leaning against each other and, inevitably, talking nineteen to the dozen.They got back to Annette's digs at about half past five to find no one at home."Oh, golly!" exclaimed Annette. "I. Janet guessed what he was doing and it excited her. It was more than Dan could dream of; his very own schoolgirl striptease, hopping out bed she takes off her pyjama leggings. She has no sense of modesty. Rubbing her gorgeous fuckable arse she seeks out her knickers. Now, glimpses of snatch as she pulls them on. Dan's cock pulsed and oozed. He simply had to grin and bear it!But was he being helpful enough? Another morning she'd risen, he'd slipped out of bed naked. He'd pulled on his y-fronts..