As soon as I turned the corner, I saw one of the lady ministers in the church, Reverend Jackson fingering herself. Skirt hiked up around her waist, an...d just going at it with herself. I didn't think I would ever see someone like her doing that doing something like that in a million years. To be honest I thought preachers stopped getting laid once they became a minister, or so I thought.She was about 55 years old as a wild guess, and she was stacked up for her age, and still had a decent shape.. I got it home, got an apology, and a kiss. I put the ham in the oven to warm through. Then my parents called and said they had to cancel. That left me to deal with ‘The In-Laws From Hell’ alone. They liked my parents, me not at all. Even my wife realized that her parents were unreasonably unjust about me.They had tried to set up Sarah with her dad’s partner’s son; and when Sarah slapped the crap out of the kid when he got handsy, they had a big blow up and then she met me.Now before we go too. They seem to be more about some kind of council-communism or whatever.“White people are allowed to exist and participate, but only if vouched for as good leftists and revolutionaries rather than capitalists. And small business is still permitted, personal property still allowed. You just can’t make too big of a profit, naturally,” Samuel explained what he had learned about the New Black Panther regime that ruled Charlotte, North Carolina.“So, there was something to the scare tactics used by the. As soon as I opened it the overhead light came on bright as day. “Damn!” I hurried to the front of the car and opened the hood. In the dim parking lot lights I wiggled the battery terminal, trying to get a better contact. As I started to close the hood I saw two men standing behind me. “Got some trouble, lady?” one asked. “The battery, but I think it’s alright now” I answered in my best girlie voice. I was betting on a better chance as Samantha, a woman, than as Samantha, a tranny. They walked.