"HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous"WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carb...uretor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the river"This is a frightening statistic!25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy. I am already drenched.“Oh my, I think you do!”I moan.“I didn’t say you could speak.”I am slapped across my face.“It’s a shame, I really like you like this. We’ll see about you getting an orgasm some time. I know I frustrate you so. Tying you would make your predicament so much easier wouldn’t it? Well, too bad. Just keep your hands clasped or deal with the consequences, alright? Now, get to work.”Starting by kissing the tip of one of her boots, I work my way up, kissing and licking. It takes a. Finally, as I was giving up, Ali yelled across the room “NIKKI!”.A hazel haired beauty looked up from a sizable meal to wave back at Ali, motioning us over to join her. Her bright green eyes and dimpled smile were very pleasant and she had a body worth noticing. She was sitting splay-legged at her table in a padded booth against the wall and her huge belly reached all the way out to her knees. It must have stuck out two feet and I’m certain it was wider than her body. She could barely cover it. " What?", I said incredulously. "I can't believe you said that Mel! I'd tell Mom and Dad, except that it would kill them. I guess it's up to me to give you both a good spanking."At that, Tammy's juice-smeared face emerged from underneath Melanie's crotch."Oooooooh, I'll be in that! I can never get Melanie to spank me as hard as I want." That's when I knew I was really in trouble. Now that their secret was out, my two little sisters wasted no time in yanking me into the bed and peeling off my.