"What about poor me, not only did I get a fart blown in my face, I then had to stand there holding my fanny doing a silly dance trying to hold my wee ...in as I can hear her sighing in relief in the bathroom, enjoying the fact she beat me to the bathroom."I couldn't help but to laugh a little."Awww sorry babe, bless you." I leant in a kissed her, before chuckling again."What a woman..." I softly uttered under my breath."What was that?" Hannah asked."I said, 'poor you'" I lied and kissed her again.. I was back at the apartment well before lunch time trying to work out how my new Sony digital camera works, the batteries were charged and I’d bought two spare memory cards, I hoped to god I heard her right when she told me to get my camera ready as I’d j forked out over 500 bucks for this baby. A few test shots and I’d got the hang of it, I deleted them so as not to waste any memory and the intercom buzzed, your wife was a little early, not like her but I’m not complaining. I opened the door. As I told him how shw liked it, I saw him stroking his rather small cock steadily. At this point I was hot myself, and I happily pulled down my trousers for him to see. He did not forcefully grab my cock. Instead, he told me to take his hand and place it on it slowly and softly. From there he did the work, milking my cock with his left hand while stroking his own with his right. I told him it was a secret fantasy of my girlfriend's to have somebody watch us fuck one another. With this, he was. "What do you have to say in answer to these charges?"Nurm bowed respectfully, then looked King Khamul full in the face. "I was not aware of any great disturbance, Your Highness. A few of your loyal subjects did visit my outer courtyard shortly before the time of the noon meal. They were good enough to sample a new service that I intend to offer; instant baths for the common folk. I am afraid that they were not fully satisfied with what they found. By an unfortunate accident, a quantity of green.