We soon spotted a Country Western clothing & boot store so westopped there since they had both boots & clothing. When we entered we saw 3 salesmen & 3... or 4 customers, from what we saw anyway.Angel was walking through the clothes racks when she saw a cute zip down Denimskirt with red lace trim. Angel just took off her skirt right there to try it on, again making herself bottomless for anyone to see as she did this. Needless to say, a salesman saw her like this & walked up to say "You know, we do. "This," said Clegg, pointing at the newcomer, "is the Emir of Kolin" Clegg saw my look of surprise. He certainly didn't sound like any of the Kushtians that I had met so far. "He has recently inherited the title. He's been living in the States for the last fourty years," Like forever," the Emir cut in with a grin.Clegg smiled tolerantly and continued "And he's coming to the UK to establish trading links between Kushtia and with various UK companies. The Kalinin is apparently very keen to have. She smelled ofWhite Diamonds perfume and I found it intoxicating. What I didn't knowuntil months later when Jill confessed it to me, was that this wasbeing taped and recorded by a hidden camera device. Both Mary and Jillput on head phones and were watching the entire scene on the kitchenmonitor. They wore the headphones so that the sound would not feedback to us."Is there something wrong with you that you have to lisp?" Patriciaasked."No. My Jill wanth me to talk like thith. I now do. ." I giggle againas Charlotte gives me a long, tight hug, before leaving the rest of thewashing-up on the side of the sink. "It's getting late, you'd betterget to bed, AUNTIE Jamie!" Whatever you say, MUM!" I reply, giving Charlotte another hug beforeheading upstairs, texting Stuart (who's staying at his parents' hometonight) and getting into my vast, plush bed.My teeth chatter as I stand at the school gates, my long, blonde hairblowing in the wind and my feet jiggling nervously in my.