." I paused for a beat,"Only it's a school of fish."That's the kind of joke nobody over the age of ten would think wasfunny. Valerie must have been ni...ne and a half because she startedlaughing, really hard, and only stopped when she began taking on water.She pulled out her mouthpiece, expelled the water with an out-breath ofair, popped the thing back in and breathed deep for a few seconds."And see?" I said, "I can even make dumb jokes. So really, I'm just aperson. Only I'm a kind of person you. "Thank you, thank you so much!" You only turn sixteen once, don't expect it every year!" Dad advises me.Right now I want to hug him more than anything, but instead I settle fora fatherly pat on the back. No doubt I'll be expected to spend this moneyon things like video games and DVDs- however, I have other plans for themoney...My grandparents arrive just before midday, followed by Sarah and hermother half an hour later. Naturally, with my elderly grandparentspresent, Sarah and I are placed on. While we were alone in that room, anyone could have walked in at any minute, but I told her that there was an office next door where we could lock the door. We quickly went over there, pretending we were getting something to set the table. Once we got in there, I immediately pulled down her shirt and revealed two huge melons tightly secured in a huge bra. I immediately pulled her bra down to reveal a perfect rack. Two huge, full breasts were staring at me with perfect pink nipples. While she. She had been conjuring up mental fantasies concerning Jay... and a whore named Carla, wondering vague things... about how they would be doing it. Then, she couldn't stand any more of it. There was one way to find out... Retrieving the doubt-producing scrap of paper from Jay's desk, she dialed the telephone number, realizing as she did that it was an out-of-area prefix. She let it ring five times. There was no answer. She hung up and looked up the prefix in the telephone directory, discovering.