He said that he was a retired Navy Steward and wanted some part timework to help him and his wife. It seems that he had spent four years asan Admiral'...s Steward and had been to numerous chef schools. He didn'twant a full time job at a restaurant. But he did need some extra moneyto keep up his lifestyle.I told him that I wanted someone to cook most evenings and be availableto cater small parties from time to time. He said that he could dothat. I asked how much he expected to be paid, it was. When I woke again he was leaning over me. "You hit your head kinda hard. I didn't mean to scare you, I'm just a hermit ogre... not really used to being around people... "His voice was more gentle than before and he didn't seem like he was going to rip me into shreds any more."Are you Shrek?" I asked my voice filled with obvious confusion.His big green head tilted a little as he looked at me with a slightly bewildered look on his face."Who's Shrek? My name's Charlie. I just moved here last night. I love makeup, it brings out the best part of myself. Looks are important to me, I love looking hot. I’m gorgeous and everyone should know it. People should look at me, I like being in the spotlight. I do my best when I make others look good, because I look good.“Candi!” I looked up and saw one of the instructors looking at me, had she just called my name twice? “I’m sorry, how can I help you?” I asked as I stood and curtseyed. “Mistress D wants you in Auditorium 4 in three miniutes.”My. At first everything went very much as I had expected. You will not need telling, though, that I had come to regard the slightly bizarre as perfectly normal and so you will not be surprised that I survived, if not relished, an extended session of intensive attention by Candy and her (if anything) even more gorgeous teen daughter, Maire-Louise. It depended only on your taste. Marie-Louise was the perfect ‘innocent, but nubile teen’, Candy the perfect ‘seasoned woman’. Candy explained the.