’ ‘You fucked Mark, you opened up your legs, lay back on the bed and let him shove his dick into you! We probably didn’t think that was the way ...it would be twenty years ago. So, … I just want to know how to look at this. How we are looking at it. You know? I can’t exactly be the outraged husband, since I was fucking Phyllis right in the next room! But, shouldn’t I be.. … I dunno.’ ‘I think that life is not … always exactly the way we think it will be, …. ….. not simple and to a fixed plan, ... I thought I was getting better at making decisions.Apparently not."Yes, absolutely! I'm so proud you," I finally said.At the end of the month, I moved in with Krista. I love my new home. Acouple of months more and Krista had finished her masters degree and wasputting our home office to good use. Shortly after that I started tofeel depressed. I would come home after work in my "Peter costume" asKrista called it. I felt like I was trapped in a 1950's black and whitesitcom, playing the clueless. ”Gillian seemed very put out at this turn of events and started to berate her husband. “You weren’t supposed to be back before twelve at the earliest,” she said.Chris responded, “It isn’t my fault, love. The football practice was called off because the pitches are all waterlogged. Where was I supposed to go, especially since I knew what was planned for today?”David stepped in then and asked, “Chris are you quite sure you want to go through with this? I really don’t want to do anything which. ‘And how long do you think we should continue to punish you?’ asked Tom. ‘Until you are convinced that I have learnt my lesson and will not repeat my careless behavior,’ suggested Sherry, submissively bowing her head. ‘I think we are at the point where you should call us Dad and Mom,’ suggested Tom. ‘Yes, Dad. Mom,’ said Sherry looking at them. ‘Excellent. Excellent. Matt, you have more experience in this. Will you direct the proceedings?’ asked Tom, wisely not wanting to risk crossing the line.