He sauntered past me, his butt cheeks clenching and unclenching in a way only somebody like me would have noticed.“I should have called the police o...n your faggot ass,” he said, heading for the couch. “Instead, I used you for a cumdump.”He plopped down on the couch, spread his legs and propped his feet on the coffee table in front of him. The fabric of his basketball shorts settled suggestively into his crotch, revealing a sizeable basket. I already knew what was inside.“I want you to know. You ought toknow from the piercing quality of my interviewing that I amreally Wolf Blitzer. Rudi and I swapped bodies last week."Yosemite drew heavily on a beer and switched to a differentchannel."CRXX was at the scene, today, as former Secretary ofDefense Donald Rumsfeld was sworn in as the new director ofthe Federal Bureau of Secular Theology. In keeping with thespirit of the separation of church and state, Rumsfeld willreport directly to the president on all matters regardingthe. SMACK. The sound echoes throughout the room breaking the silence causing my heart to race. The room returns to its peaceful silence. Then I hear it the whooshing sound as the leather strap cuts through the air. I wait for it the anticipation killing me as my heart quickens. Then it comes. SMACK. The strap finds its mark on my round bare ass causing me to bite down on my lip to silence my moans of pleasure. The sting of the strap spreads warm waves of enjoyment across my tender skin. I want to. "Oh I can use it and I've had no complaints yet." Cocky bastard aren't you," then she burst out laughing, "Hell I know you are, I've got a hold of it. Come on, just come and show Gwen just how good you are."I was always told to stay clear of drunken women they were so unpredictable. But I followed her anyway into her house, down the passageway and into her bedroom. Once there she hitched up her dress revealing a loose-legged pair of panties, which she drew down her legs and threw them at me..