”Woods: incredulous says to Stevie, “We’ve got to play a round sometime.”Stevie: “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for... money. And I never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?”Woods thinks about it and says, “I can afford that. OK I’m game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?”Stevie: “You pick a night.”Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual. Or 2-1/2 month bahir rehna tha, bahai ko be chutyaan theen hum isee waqt ka intazar kar rahi theen or ya waqt a gaya. Ab hum na jo chahain kar sakti theen magar hum bahai ko naraz nahi karna chahatee theen. Mom ka jana ka doosra din hum na bahai ko nehlana ka program banaya. Maina bahai sa kaha tum hum sa nahao ga? To vo chir gaya or bola nahi sirf mom sa, to julie boli mom to ab nahi hai tum 2-1/2 month kaya nahi nahao ga? To vo sochna laga budhoo kaheen ka. Phir bola acha hain tum theak kahte. Straddling then squatting, she relaxed and felt her grateful bladder release its contents. She wrinkled her nose at the acrid smell and looked absently round for something to wipe herself with. Standing she pulled a face and pulled the front of her nightdress between her legs and walked away from the loathsome bucket. She sat on the mattress and waited. She must have dozed, but was woken by the sound of the door rattling. Two balaclavered men entered, dragging a vaguely human form between then.. “It’s not just that that’s affecting me,” she said. “It’s your whole personality. You’re just adorable.”“Gee, thanks,” he said. “I’m like a puppy.”“You know better,” she said. “I don’t just think about sex. I adore you. I wish you were old enough that I could go out with you. I’d snap you up in a heartbeat.”“You’re no hag, yourself,” he said, grinning.“This isn’t funny, Bobby.”“Okay. How about this? What if I wished you thought of me like you used to, before you found the wand?”She ruminated on.
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