Things are real quiet and peaceful around here because I haven't created any neighbors for you yet.But Adam, not fully understanding his body, had sev...eral questions to ask of God. And Adam said, Yo God, what's this thing that's hanging between my legs? Huh, huh? Hey Man, talk to me. What's the deal?And God thought to himself, This is ridiculous: my Belch must have ruined this guy's brains. Oh well, at least most of my other creations turned out well.And God said to Adam, Shut up asshole and. "Ladies," Josie spoke in a clear, practiced voice, "You are here today to witness the legal penalty being paid by 0258223 for masturbating — not only in his own room, but also here in the Police cells."There was a gasp from around the room — I thought it sounded like one of anticipation. A woman on the third row — about 35, long raven-black hair wearing a white top that was two sizes too small for her — caught my eye. I don't understand how I could seem to see one person amongst so many but she. She asked Olivia to watch the pasta and stir the sauce occasionally while she worked on a salad. Eager to please, Olivia took up her post at the stove with a wooden spoon in hand. Gina went to work cutting vegetables but was continually distracted by the younger girl, who was looking particularly adorable today in a tight T-shirt and short red skirt. When she bent over to take a taste of the sauce Gina could see her whole rear end — her black thong barely covered her butt crack — and almost cut. A mother can't just give a strip show for her son right away."I didn't like it, but I was glad to get what I was getting. Besides, there was to be more to come. I agreed and asked for the most I could get without her exposing herself -- down to her bra and panties."I wasn't planning on you seeing me in my underwear today," she said, stepping out of her slacks, "it's nothing exciting."On the contrary. There is nothing more exciting than seeing your mother in a plain white bra and granny panties..