Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shel...ls.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a. She had no idea why she found Lily so irresistible, but each and every time they found themselves in the same room together, it never took more than a few moments before they were in each other’s arms. She flipped Lily’s vest to the side, exposing her enormous chest-puppies, leaned forward and passionately started licking and sucking on one of the redhead’s nipples.Nicolette was wearing a crimson top and a skirt that ended around her knees, and as Lily reached down and started caressing her new. He looked back to her, where was the worst redness of sunburn, or rather where did he want it to be? Her small breasts rose and fell as she slept and he raised the bowl, dribbling a little of its contents over each nipple. Placing the bowl to one side he began massaging the cum into her budding breasts, feeling her nipples stiffen and hearing her quiet moans as he let his fingers massage his own cum into his daughter. The bowl was almost empty as he rubbed her flat stomach with his special. If Im gonna go get drunk, I have to clean that mess up, she said as she stared in the mirror. Where did that thought come from, she asked herself? I dont drink. Looking out the window, she saw that she had parked near the Blue Note, the restaurant Jason had recommended earlier in the evening. Well, I told everyone I was going out to dinner, Im here, so I might as well try it. She used most of a package of tissues to clean her face and even then she knew shed have to find a restroom to do some.