”“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”zonedoc‎ gets right to the point:As requested a “new” joke.The punchline:Do...nald TrumpThese are compliments of Joe Smart... A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed by the slow-playing foursome ahead of them. When they flagged down the marshal to complain, he explained that the foursome was blind, but the club let them play regularly as part of the community outreach program.The priest said, “You. Man was that a scary ride.My first century in Hell was spent as one of the Tormented. Toward the end of that period, I mentioned a way to increase the number of souls Saint Peter sent down the ‘Slippery Slide to Hell’. My idea was tried and it worked. My reward was to be elevated to the position of Tormentor, Third Class.During the next two centuries, I received several promotions ending up as one of Hell’s Tormentor Supervisors. My boss, Simon Legree, was the Manager of the Department of New. "He told me, "I've got to make a run myself. You aren't the only one who drank a lot of punch last night." He rolled out of bed and stood up. He cocked his head at me and grinned, "Ya'all don't go 'way now, ya hear?" He walked off towards the bathroom.It was the first time I'd seen him even without a shirt except when he'd shown us his scar. Lord, he was gorgeous! He wasn't bulgy-muscled -- his back rippled with muscle, his legs flexed as he moved and his tight ass twitched with every step he. ” She said.The men were confused. Then one of them said, “If you’re trying to hang yourself, you’re supposed to put the rope around your neck.“Duh,” she said. “I tried that and I couldn’t breath.”One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The blonde asks, “Is that because.