" Jessie said and waited for her best friend's response."You're joking! I know you're not serious. There's no way. When?" Kylie was shocked."When I wa...s in college. It was a lot of fun, actually. Don't look at me like I'm an alien or something! I'm still the same old me!" I just don't understand. Why? I can't imagine you ... I ... I don't know what to think about it. Just give me a minute." Kylie stammered. Jessie didn't reply. She waited for it to sink in. Any minute, Kylie would run away from. Tere liye toh jaan bhi hazir hai.mai tere liye itna bhi nehi kar sakta.but just for you,I agree.Deepak: thanks Vinay,thank you so much.mai bata nehi sakta tune mujhe kitna relief diya aaj.aab bass Preeti ko samjhana hai.Vinay: mai toh tujhe naa nehin kahei paya.pad kya preeti razi hogi?Deepak: woh sab tu mujh pad chod de.sirf mai jo jo kahunga tu bass waise hei sabkuch karna bass.uss din raat ko apne bedroom mei preeti aur deepak ke bech baat ho raha tha.Deepak sab khulke apne baat rakkha. Apolitical AphorismsIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.~Jay Leno~The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office~Aesop~If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita. She came out a few minutes later and stood where Cathy had been standing. Cathy was now in bed under the covers. Her mother said, "Pretty bad, isn't it?" Standing there, she again began to cry.Cathy slid out of the bed and then took her mother in her arms. "What's wrong now?" she asked. "Why the tears?" Because I'm such a mess!" she cried. "Just look at me and then look at you. Cathy, my figure? I'm fat, I have a pot, my ass is too large and flabby, and my thighs look like a ... I don't know.