I told her that I am going to bring all the drinks and snacks. She offered to help but I refused. I said, “You just sit down and relax.”Soon I arr...anged all the things on the table in front of the sofa. During the day, I had purchased one full bottle of vodka, soda, juice, cold drinks, and some dry snacks like roasted Kaju, peanuts, and chips.I also told her that if you want we can order some non-veg starters as well for her, as I was a vegetarian. She refused and she said, “Whatever you will. Sell the fucking car ... last chance."He kept on talking, "LSD, Green Injectors, Lumenition Engine Management, Uprated fuel pumps, Forged pistons, alloy sump, Big Turbo engine" He took a breath, "Front mounted Oil cooler and large radiator, braided hose kit. 3" Stainless Exhaust, long Coil Over suspension with Sport Quattro arms and aluminum strengthening bars."A pause, "Speedline alloy wheels. 8 sets of tires, rain and dry ... mounted and balanced." Raced once," his wife said, "Scared me half. Main: Woh… woh… woh mere upar aakar dalte hai aur hilte hai aur mere andar chorne ke baad woh thak ke so jate hai.Tushaar: Aur?Main: Aur! Aur kya… ho gaya na?Tushaar: Sach kahu to tumhare pati ko kafi pitaayi ki zarurat hai.Main: Woh kyu?Tushaar: Agar Mercedes ki gadi khareedoge to use maintain bhi to karna padega.Main: Gaadi? Ye kya matlab.Tushaar: Agar tumhare jaysi itni khoobsurat patni use mili hai to use tumhara khayal bhi to rakhni chahiye na.Main: Hmmm… to tum kya aise nahi karte jaise. What had I just gotten myself into?I offered everyone up some drinks and as we sat in my living room, Phil asked me if I had cable television.“Yes,” I dutifully replied.“Do you have regular cable or a package?” Phil pressed. I had no idea why he was asking about my cable set up, until he followed up by asking if I could get the porno channels.“Yes,” I dutifully replied, “but I am not into the porno stuff.”Phil smiled and replied, “But Justin and I might be, so I hope you don’t mind indulging.