One night, we were at my place and having a hot session of lovemaking when the phone rang just as I was about to unload again for the first time in se...veral days due to her cycle. It was my Dad calling to see how I was doing, how Carla was doing, what was latest with Fran and the little one, telling me what was going on at home, etc. By now, I had held the phone down so that Carla could hear both sides of the conversation. As much as I loved talking with my Dad, this was certainly not a good. As I popped the cap on my own, dad remarked “Oh—so b o y is all grown up and drinkin too, huh?” “Im 15 now dad” “Oh ya—your a man, for sure” It wasnt that I hated so much what was about to happen between me and my dad—I just hated that condesending ass-holeness that came out of his already stinkin mouth. As I reached for a smoke—he kept it up. “Oh, and the jock now goes for a smoke—that's real good for ya” “Like I said---Im 15 now” “Well, son, I thought the legal age for this shit was 18?”. Looking back over my twenty-five years of life, there was no one that could hold a candle to Candy. That's right, her name was Candy and she could literally melt in my mouth.We lay there for about another half hour before she had to get up and go home. We both had our own apartments in the same neighborhood but in different buildings. We were both single and never married. She was college educated and I went though a trade school program and had my own construction firm. We have been going. When you see 100 lawyers buried in sand up to their necks, what time is it?Q2. What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of his medical-school class?Q3. How do you keep a fish from smelling?Q4. What is the shortest English word with 4 silent vowels?Q5. Fill in the blanks to get a common English word. H E _ _ _ _ H E.Q6. What do you call someone who plays the piano with his teeth?Q8. Why did the hen visit the building site?“Freddy, what did Daddy say when he saw the dent in the.
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