Pausing, I drank in that sight with a soft sigh.Miranda was standing over her lawn mower with a sour look on her pretty face. As I watched, she pulled... the ripcord hard a couple times with no response from the machine. My neighbour stopped, scowled, then cut loose a torrent of foul language. At that point, I started to walk over.“Hey, Miranda,” I called out, “What’s doing?”“This fucking thing won’t start. It worked fine for Danny last week,” Miranda growled back.I knelt and checked over the. "Now sweetheart, from now on your name is 'Pansy'. You may keep yoursurname but quite honestly it will rarely, if ever, be used. The prefix"sissy" will always be used in introductions. Such as, if asked yourname, you will reply "sissy Pansy, ma'am" and you will give a respectfulcurtsy. As to the correct way to curtsy, I will train you later, so don'tworry. I will also be training you in how to walk, talk, and act as asissy. In fact, I'll teach you all you will need to know to be the. I’m thinking, ‘Not bad for a forty-five year old.’ As I’m walking out, Sofia is blowing me a wolf whistle and over emphasizes my name again."Wow, Daddy! I mean, JACK! You look really fit in those. The girls are going to love you. Who knows, you might find yourself a new girlfriend?”I don't want to point out the obvious (we’re in a couple’s only resort!) because Sofia seems really happy about the idea of me finding a new girlfriend. So, I’ll just play it down."Of course, Baby, but I'm here to. I moved here from Dayton. How about yourself?”“I do some modeling.”“I think I need to change my answer. I’m a brain surgeon. Next you’ll tell me you’re only in town for a few days and we owe it to ourselves to spend some quality time together.”“Does that usually work? Because I am only in town today and will leave tomorrow. We could skip breakfast if you’re in a hurry,” I shot back.“So you’re cheap as well. You won’t even spring for breakfast.”“Hypothetically, if I were to pick you up jogging.