Giving myself a nod of approval, I stepped into the shower. I was not one for taking long showers, so I quickly got on with what needed to be done and... got out. Drying myself off and pulling on the clothes I had brought. Now what was I to do? It was Saturday morning. I could either go home or I could get in contact with Stephanie and go do something. Stephanie sounded like the better idea. Wanna hang out? I grabbed my phone and texted her as I made my way back into her room. Can’t. She. We talked about the weather, politics and even church. Then we realized that we missed the times for the mid day matinee. After that we decided to take my car, because I was driving my dads explorer. So the movie we were going to "see" was not starting for another 2 hours so I suggested taking him for a ride thru the town. As I drove I had a thought! I decided that I would tease him by revealing my naked pussy lips to him, so I drove to this secluded place out in the country. I know that no. "You know what this reminds me of?" Brent said, breaking the silence. "What?" Aria replied. "The first time we had sex." "I didn't try to kill you when we had sex!" "No, no I mean how we're sitting now, awkwardly."*Aria and Brent were sat opposite each other in silence on Brent's bed. His parents were away on a cheap two day vacation in Malta, so he had the house to himself. They were sitting there for some time, just staring at each other. "Take off your top." said Brent. "Could you be a. .. owwWW... OWWW!” “Paul?” she called, “Paul? Is everything OK? Do you have a door knob inserted now?” she cringed asking. Yowling now, “I think... I think it’s stuck! I can’t get it OUT!” “Paul, please do not tell me that you have a door knob stuck in your ass?” She asked fearfully. “God! Fucking! Damn! It!” He all but screamed. “Do you think I want to have this big ceramic door knob stuck in my ass? It’s a one of a kind antique. What if it breaks in my ass? How will I replace it? Will.