I fell in to Alan's strong arms and sobbed on to his shoulder. He did his best to comfort me, saying all the right things, and holding me tightly. As ...we stood there, my body pressed against his, I was once again overcome by the need for straight sex, to feel a real cock inside me, to smell and feel a real man as he fucked me.I reached down a stroked the front of his trousers, there was a telltale bulge that sent a ripple of excitement through me. I squeezed and pressed the bulge and felt it. . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot."OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokesThese are compliments of DennisThe North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's. I could feel her pussy juice running down my leg now as it just flooded out of her. I swear she was stuck on me like glue and I didn’t give a shit about it her pussy felt so good around my dick you could have dropped a nuke on me and I wouldn’t have known or cared. As her orgasm subsided I went to work I started slow at first just working a couple inches in and out of her but with each stroke of my dick I went out further and in deep than before. Soon I was pounding her sweet pussy like a. I quickly realized that I had no choice. I needed the money to pay for my drinking ticket. He would pay me $400 to cover my drinking ticket as long as I did everything he said. I begged him that I would do anything else but bottom. He slapped me and pulled my face in and said, "you will take my cock like the fag you truly are". I told him once again that I was not gay. He said bend over or leave. I had no choice and like a dog I bent over across his living room carpet on all fours with tears.