I arrived home tired, irritable and need of a drink. Parking the car inthe drive next to Olivia's, my feet crunched up the gravel drive, to thefront d...oor.The journey home had been its normal horrendous stop start on the M25. Ihad been doing it for seven years now and things hadn't improved despitethe road widening schemes.Working eight plus hours in the office for a company that cared littlefor me or my co-workers, left me jaded at the end of each day and thejourney just added to the fun that. When I got home from work that night Sonya was upstairs taking a shower. As I walked through the kitchen I noticed the message light on her cell phone blinking. I picked her phone up and looked at the display.It read, "You have 1 missed call."The little envelope symbol that indicated that she had a voice mail message was also turned on. I was about to put the phone down when I decided to look at her call history to see who the missed call came from. The caller's number was there but their name. I tell Sarah and she tells me to forget about him and that we should go for a dance. So we finish our drinks and go for a dance, get sweaty, a few guys grind on us and we return to our corner. Order more drinks and drink them. The irish guy returns. Clearly irritated he sits down in a hurry. "Hello girls", he says, "look, my girlfriend and I just broke up and I wondered if you wanted to take me up on that drink now?" Sarah jumps up, "of course!" She says, she stands up grabs him by the arm and. In fact, she’s had two full meals. Her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon.”The woman said, “What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic ... that’s wonderful news!”The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!”“Neither! I’m Sarah Finkel in Room 302! Nobody here tells me shit.”10 funny random thoughts to.