Quite simply, I just sniff women's ass in public places without them knowing! Let me explain what happened the first time. I was in a bookstore, on my... knees skimming through a book when all of a sudden I felt somthing brush against my shoulder. I turned to see what it was and was surprised to see a woman's fat bum in front of my face! She was bent over going through some books and her ass was literally inches from my face! Now she was chubby, not quite fat, and was wearing a pair of brown. Secondly, losing your virginity, as I did mine, has to be a f****y affair, a stolen moment in the early hours, a strange man’s finger, a b*****r’s interrupted masturbation by his horny s****r, or closer, with a daddy encouraging his daughter to touch a wondrous erection, as I did, (Now you know where the girly expression came from, ‘My Daddy is bigger than your Daddy’), LoL, no honestly, we were talking in the school lavatory, about who’s daddy has the biggest cock. Sexual matters back then did. Looking back at me was Sarah or a girl looking very much like her, even a pair of gemstone ear studs,'Hey how did they get there?''You fell asleep in the bath, it was just too tempting. But what shall we call you?''Well obviously Mike is now out.' I was still taking in the girl in the mirror'How about Michelle then?''Never liked it, my eyebrows!' they were now reduced to a very ladylike thin curving line.'Mikaela then, it sounds a bit like Mike so you should know when I'm addressing. "I knocked and then opened the door and calledout for you. When I didn't get a response, I thought I should check to seethat you were all right. Can't be too careful, can we?" "Oh god," muttered Alana. "I'm so sorry. I didn't think anyone would seeme or I would have had proper clothes on." She clutched the pad of paper eventighter to her chest but it really did not hide much. The full breasts protrudedpast the sides of the pad, providing an enticing view of the lush, smooth curves. "Well, I.