.. Internet Explorer...Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappe...ars.Tech support: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first email.Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?This one and the next are our personal favorites!A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her. Just as I grabbed my underwear to put it on Kim said her first words to me. “You don’t need to do that it’s not over yet.” My mind got stuck on that not over yet was going to happen. Then I started thinking about what I was doing here. I though all the men that left the campus where we were kept died of sickness or tested on. My mind just went to was this what happened to all the men or just me and why didn’t anyone tell me what was going on.I felt Kim push me on my head. I looked up and felt. I need help moving some boxes. I'm moving apartments. You know how these things work. End of the month, you have to get out. I'm almost done. Just need a little help finishing up. Celia's not very helpful." Celia's her daughter, 8 or 9 years old."Sure, I can help. Nothing too heavy, I hope. Where do you live?" North Seattle." I can help anytime. I'm not doing anything all weekend. So let me know." She glanced quickly at some pictures on my desk.I said, "I'm there when you need me. Anyone else. But without you... " Shit, Joey. I pretty much guessed this is what you'd want to do, and you know I'd do anything for you... Okay... I'll help you do it. But we have to figure out a better plan than that. I have some ideas of my own that you might not have thought of."Joey and I spent the entire morning exchanging our ideas, arguing over which made more sense, and finally decided we simply had to have more information before we could do anything.We found that Ron and Jason had left that.
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