"The rich person says "You can have whatever water trickles over the edge"The drunk says: Which glass?The Plumber says: You've got a leak.This one is ...compliments of DonYou Might Be A Conservative if...You've named your kids "Deduction one" and"Deduction two."You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"You've ever tried to prove Jesus was. Walking through the park in the early hours of a Sunday morning was just what Kimmie needed. Birds singing and the faint smell of the dew.Finding that nice quiet area she loved Kimmie settled down on the bench. It was a little damp but she was not worried, adjusting her skirt and hold ups to get comfy she undid a button on her blouse to let in just a little cool air. She opened the bottle of water she had in her bag and took a mouthful letting a little drip down her front just as ­a­ jogger was. They came to a stop outside my door and I knew he was just on the other side. The doorknob turned slowly and he pushed it open slowly. I reached over and turned on the light, and there, standing in my doorway was my grandfather, completely nude. His old body slightly hunched over. I looked down at his crotch, and there, dangling was his flaccid wrinkled old cock, hanging at least 4 inches and to either side his balls. I know all of this may sound disgusting, and believe me, it was, but at that. Daisy-I can’t believe they want to play with me they are both good looking and I am so horny after the doctor gave me that stuff and I had to do the exercise they wouldn’t let me have sex. D- this girl has some big breast I wonder if they are real so I touch them they are real. I get some nipple clamps and I suck first one then the other and she is moaning as squirming and she tells me that she is so horny I tell her that she will only cum if I tell her. Sonya- I can’t wait to have her lick my.