”A minute or two later a black cloud passes over. A lightning bolt streaks out of the sky, hits the priest, and kills him dead. The friend looks up ...to the heavens as a loud voice comes roaring down from above, “God dammit, I missed again.”Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other,. I couldn’t resist and the words just flowed out of my mouth, “well, I must admit I’m definitely excited and these clothes are throw so for the bin , sooooooo “ and I gave him a really cheeky look. WITH THAT Josh jumped up and grabbed me, he lifted me up and literally ran with me to the bedroom, he threw me on the bed and grabbed my knickers tearing them from my body, he opened my legs and looked at my wet cunt as he removed his clothes, “FUCK,FUCK’ He said and he grabbed my tank top and tore. That evening he decided to visit the Loch Fyne Oyster Bar for dinner again, walking the three miles from his campsite to reach the single storey restaurant. He was delighted to see the same old woman greeting diners at the door, perhaps a good omen, but was disconsolate to see just how busy the small establishment was. It was clearly full and there were a number of families waiting to be seated too.The old woman came out of the restaurant proper and spied him hesitating in the doorway. Scott. I laughed as we headed for the trails. Once we were on the trails, it didn’t take long before my husband’s hands were all over me as we walked. We stopped a few times and kissed as his hands were massaging my breast and bottom. Eventually he pulled me off the trail and to this secluded area and started kissing me harder. He then told me to face a tree and wrap my arms around it. I was laughing and argued while he pulled my arms around the tree. Smiling he pulled out a pair of handcuffed and.