Her head bent forward and he looked down to see her pink tongue flick out and run across his head. He moaned as her hands wrapped around his shaft and... slid slowly back and forth. She picked up a pair of gold scissors from the shelf of the tub and started to trim all of his hair and dropped the clumps into a silver bowl. She picked up a china shaving mug, added some water to it and whipped the contents briskly with the brush. She generously spread the foam around his shortened hairs and picked. Why do men like smart, sexy women?Opposites attract.Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than for women?Men don't need to be regressed back to their c***dhood.Why are well-dressed men always married?Because their wife chooses their clothes for them.What do you call a man with only half a brain?Gifted.Why are men such wankers?Because they have a willy with a head but no brains that hangs out with two nuts and lives next door to an arsehole.What do a beer bottles and men have in. “Are they allowed to sell something like that to anyone underage?”Tabitha giggles. Probably not, which is why Gen ... my grandfather bought it for me.”“Well, that isn’t something I’d expect a grandfather to buy his granddaughter,” the man remarks, but still smiling. “Yet he does have good taste.”“We’re pretty close and he is an awesome guy,” she says with another giggle. If he only knew!“I’d say,” Steven agrees. “The color suits you.”“How can you tell?” she asks. “It’s black and it’s pretty. As I watch, I think about our situation. In light of recent events, Emily must be questioning her sex appeal and needs to know how I want her. I can accomplish this by exposing my naked carnal lust. A wide smile stretches across my face, it’s time to find the joy! I yell, ‘WOO HOO!’ and leap into bed, bouncing her, her face a caricature of shock, with eyes wide and mouth open in an O. My hands slide up her outer thighs, fingers hooking into her bathing suit bottom. ‘This must go!’ I growl and.