--Tiger Woods"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping". --Lisa Lampanelli"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it i...s. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me". --Amy Schumer"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping". --Joan Rivers"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch".--Jack Nicholson"Clinton lied. A man might forget. This was HIS girl who was sucking and licking his fuck stick and it was so very good. After about 10 minutes, Steve pulled her head away from his cock and pushed her onto her back. He then proceeded to work his way down from her lips, to her breasts and nipples. He gently laved and sucked those delightful mounds of flesh and caused Heather to shudder and squirm. After about 15 minutes of this treatment, Steve worked his way down and began to suck on her toes and ankles, up her legs and to. "My question now is," Her voice whispered now. "Whether he is allowed to touch it. That would be his first time." I...uh...so I feel flattered, but I don't really know." If you prefer women, maybe I can motivate you?"She lifted her breasts from the outside and played with them. Two things struck me:1. She was really not wearing a bra.2. Her breasts were hanging damn deep.3. My cock and I liked the sight.Ok, there were three things, but the third happened quickly and very spontaneously.I was so. I was surprised to see Sarah and Cathy participating. I didn't know when they became family. Even Rachel seemed taken aback.Jennifer opened the meeting by saying, "It appears that I will be traveling considerably more than I thought for the next few months. Sarah will go with me part of the time. I'm wondering if Rachel will continue to be the responsible parent while I'm away."Smartass Rachel said, "Jordan said if I couldn't baby sit for you, he would approve my going back to lap dancing. It.