Nobody'd ever think that." That's because you've always woke up wearing your own face.The wrinkles in Lemon's brow deepened. "Excuse me, Mister Danmar...k, but do you remember anythin'?" I remember coming in. I remember Artie bought a round. Then Ernie, Charlie, and Luis. Then Ernie tried to get Vyv-Miss Kesselsen to kiss me, because it was my celebration. But she just looked down her nose and muttered a polite excuse. I-I think I ordered a round. That's it."With a grunt Lemon rose to retrieve. I grinned, I was sure that this guy was going to help me."What I need is this." I handed him a rubber "I kind of would be willing to pay you to cum inside this condom for me."He looked dumb founded as he took the small orange package from me."You said you would pay me for that?" He kind of looked puzzled."Yes!" I reached into my pocket and showed him a fifty dollar bill."I don't want to tell you what it's for but let's just say it's a surprise for the wife."He grinned as he tucked the rubber. All my stories are true experiences.After a long wild night the night before Amy and I have a lazy day by the pool and bar at the hotel till, at 7 o’clock we go to Crown Casino to meet whoever Amy had been chatting with online. We go to the sports bar get drinks and wait, about 10 minutes later Amy nudges me saying there she is.She? I reply thinking we are meeting a couple and I look up, standing there is a stunning Asian with long dark hair and a tiny body. I was lost for words, Amy introduces. Dan and Roxanna stopped at this waterfall and took each other's photos. After all, since they were now officially boyfriend and girlfriend, they decided that they ought to be carrying each other's photo in their wallets. As they sat, stood, photographed, talked, and laughed around the waterfall, Roxanna playfully splashed Dan, and he teasingly splashed her back “I love when you get wet,” Dan joked. Roxanna smiled knowingly, no doubt replaying in her head every sexy moment of just how wet she.